Jenkies! It hasn't been a good year for tyrannical despots, has it? Ben Ali, bin Laden, Saleh, Mubarak, Gadhafi all deposed, dethroned, or dead. And now Dear Leader has bitten the dust (and there's plenty of dust to bite in the DPRK). Let's hope the trend continues.
These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Hennessy cognac, roast donkey, French jellies
A nation of children with grass in their bellies
Vintage fine wines fit for a king
These are a few of my favorite things
Ray-Ban sunglasses and a khaki pant suit
Those who oppose me will live under my jackboot
A joy brigade for my sexual cravings
These are a few of my favorite things
Elevator shoes and vertical hairdos
Rattling my saber whenever I choose
Nuclear destruction and firestorm warnings
These are a few of my favorite things
Daffy Duck, Rambo, and James Bond flicks
Shutting down the power every day at six
Indoctrinating the people with propaganda postings
These are a few of my favorite things
Holes in one, speed reading, breeding giant rabbits
Are just a few of my accomplished habits
My birth was divine or so the swallow sings
These are few of my favorite things
When the hunger still pangs
When the whip still stings
Recall with a tear all that you've seen
Simply remember my favorite things
And learn how deceived you've been
